Yes. Aren’t you glad we live in a world where stores now offer Christmas ornaments in the shape of lady parts?! Because who wouldn’t want to adorn their tree with a vagina? I’m all for girl power, but definitely undecided when it comes to including “ya-yas” in my holiday decorating. If anything, I’m sure they make amazing conversation starters…or gifts.
Ahem.
You can purchase your own custom made felt vagina ornament complete with a jingle bell…. through the Etsy store Feltmelons. They come in different colors, and since each and every ornament is hand crafted, there will be slight variations in every ornament. Just like the real thing.
The ornaments are the brain child of Canadian, Suzanne McAleenan who operates her Etsy shop out of her home.
“Each ‘vaginament’ is my own design, and each is endearingly cut, assembled, and entirely stitched by hand in my dining room in Burlington, Ontario, Canada,” she writes.
“No vaginaments are exactly the same…it’s all part of their charm.”
If ornaments like this are a MUST-have on your Christmas list this year, you might want to order them early since they are shipped from Canada.
Suzanne is currently trying to keep up with a massive amount of orders, but you can sign up through her store to receive updates when more are available.
You know, since it’s not likely these will be sold at Hobby Lobby any time soon…
