Pregnant women are amazing. They are growing a child inside of their belly. It is an awesome miracle and men everywhere are speechless by the beauty of pregnancy.
Or maybe they are speechless because they are smart. Pregnant women aren’t always the easiest people to deal with. By the way, I’m a woman. I’ve been pregnant twice. I realize my husband put up with a whole lot of pregnant problems.
The receipt in the picture is from a man married to a pregnant woman. We aren’t sure what he was returning, but he did it because his pregnant wife was pissed. This man is obviously very smart. If your wife is pregnant, it is probably best to agree with whatever she says.
You’re probably going to be visiting various fast food restaurants, 7-11’s, the mom and pop store that is about 45 minutes away, at least a few times throughout her pregnancy. Most moms crave specific foods. When baby wants to eat, you best feed the baby. Just go to Taco Bell, grab what she asked for, pick up something for yourself, and make her happy.
She’s probably going to lose something, not necessarily her brain. Memory loss isn’t uncommon in pregnant women. You might find the keys in the freezer or the milk in a cabinet. Don’t worry, it is temporary and she’ll start to remember stuff again, when the kid is about 15 or 16. Be patient and try to have a spare so you don’t have to help her retrace her steps.
Emotions are a particular point of contention in relationships when one person is pregnant. Growing a human inside of you causes sensitivity and violent mood swings. The dishwasher needs to be emptied, now. Go with it, just do it right then. Save yourself from having to view a torrent of tears or a phone upside your head. You walk in on her crying while watching Scandal. Don’t worry she’s just lost a little faith in the way Olivia is handling the latest political problem or she just doesn’t like the fact that Olivia is wearing gloves with short sleeves. Seriously, there is no reason for what is making her emotional, just comfort her, give her what she wants, and remember she’s growing your child.
You’ve probably experienced many more pregnant moments with your partner. We’d love for you to share them with us.
