Moms know how evil glitter can be. If you have girls, or are a crafting queen, you know the stuff breeds like a disease ALL OVER YOUR HOUSE. For weeks after a crafting project you find it in your lint trap, in your car – I even found some in my dinner salad one night! Vacuuming only seems to make it worse!
This is why what this company does is pretty darn funny. They will send an envelope full of the sparkly plague to your enemy, complete with a note explaining why – which happens to be nestled in the sparkles guaranteeing maximum damage.
Here’s what shipyourenemiesglitter.com has to say (they sound really mad by the way):
“We f***ing hate glitter. People call it the herpes of the craft world. What we hate more though are the soulless people who get their jollies off by sending glitter in envelopes.
We’ve had enough so here’s the deal: there’s someone in your life right now who you f***ing hate. Whether it be your s***ty neighbour, a family member or that b**** Amy down the road who thinks it’s cool to invite you to High Tea but not provide any weed.
So pay us money, provide an address anywhere in the world & we’ll send them so much glitter in an envelope that they’ll be finding that s*** everywhere for weeks. We’ll also include a note telling the person exactly why they’re receiving this terrible gift. Hint: the glitter will be mixed in with the note thus increasing maximum spillage.”
Doubtful I despise anyone enough to do this, but I have to say, the visual is pretty hilarious!
